Are you an electron because I wanna be the photon that takes you to your excited state.
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Mid-rise
• Lined front pouch for additional support
• 4 cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric
• Crotch panel
• Overlock and coverstitch
• No back seam for extra comfort
• Blank product components in EU sourced from Lithuania
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from the US and China
• All orders are final - no returns or changes
While this is a joke, yes you can buy them but we don't know how they'll turn out.
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Mid-rise
• Lined front pouch for additional support
• 4 cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric
• Crotch panel
• Overlock and coverstitch
• No back seam for extra comfort
• Blank product components in EU sourced from Lithuania
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from the US and China
• All orders are final - no returns or changes
While this is a joke, yes you can buy them but we don't know how they'll turn out.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Waist (inches) | 29 ⅞ | 31 ½ | 33 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 39 ⅜ | 42 ½ | 45 ⅝ |
| Hips (inches) | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 40 ⅛ | 43 ¼ | 46 ½ | 49 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |